Shami Istrir Mojar Jokes | স্বামী-স্ত্রীর মোজার জোকস । Bangla Funny Mojar Jokes
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| Shami Istrir Mojar Joks | স্বামী-স্ত্রীর মোজার জোকস । Bangla Funny Mojar Joks |
Shami Ese Geche Palao Palao
Govir raat a Shami-Istri ghumiye ache, Hothath sopno dekhe chechiye bolte laglo>
Istri: Utho palao taratari, amar shami ese geche, hai hai ekhon ki hobe?
Shami druto janala khule dui tala theke rastay lafiye porlo,
Songe songe kheyal holo nijer bedroom er janala thekei laf diyeche se,
Kintu totokkhone matha fete geche tar pa o venge geche ekta...
Emon obosthay duijonoi ekhon vabche dosh ta asole kar?
Mukhta Samlao Tomar
Songsarer jhamelay birokto istri bolche,
Istri: Ekjon nari eka ar koy dik samlabe bolo?
Tomar baccha-kacchake, tomar attiyo-sojon ke, tomar songsar ke, naki tomake?
Bolo insaf kore bolo!
Shami: Shudhu mukhta samlao tomar, baki sob emni emni samle jabe...
Konta Tomar Beshi Pochondo
Sondhar pore shami-istrir adda cholche,
Istri: Amar sundorjo na achar bebohar konta tomar beshi pochondo>
Shami: Amar to tomar ei thatta korar kayda ta khuboi pochondo...
Tui Ekta Dhoka Baaz
Istri: Dhokabaj, soytan, itor!
Shami: Ki hoyeche jaan amar, priyo amar, tomar jatigostir nam niye dakcho keno sokal sokal?
Istri: Egulo toroi nam, tui ekta dhokabaj,
Shami: Ki dhoka dilam tomake abar?
Istri: Biyer age keno bolisni je tor rani name ekta bou ache?
Shami: Ami to tomake barbar bolechi-tomake ranir moto rakhbo,
Ki boli nai?
Ektu Chap Dilei 3 Second
Notun garir dokane dhukeche arif saheb o tar istri, ghure ghure gari dekhche,
Romantic konthe istri bolche arif ke,
Amake ki emon kichu upohar dibe,
Jetay pa diye ektu chap dilei 3 second er moddhe kata uthe jabe 0 theke 100 te,
Arif kichu bollo na, kotha ta mone rakhlo!
Por din arif saheb kine niye elo ekti ojon mapar jontro!
Bollo tumi to etai cheyechile,
Uthe daralei 1 second a kata uthe jabe 100 te...
DVD Te Ki Dekhe Chillacho
Shami room a bose bose dvd dekhchilen,
Hothath jore chitkar kore bolte laglen-
Shami: Ohh no, gari theke namis na, gari theke namis na,
Gari theke namle tui sorbonash hoye jabi pagol,
Gari theke namle tor jiboner shukh shanti nosto hoye jabe!
Shamir ottejito konthe chitkar shune istri ese bollen,
Istri: ki bepar DVD te ki dekhe eto chillaccho?
Shami: Amader biyer video
Potni Shobder Ortho Ki
Raat a khawa dawar por TV dekhte giye shami-istrir jhogra bedhe gelo
Istri: Tumi ekta murkho,
Shami: Keno?
Istri: Tumi sotti M A Pass?
Shami: Ha
Istri: Tahole potni shobder ortho jano na keno?
Shami: Ke bollo janina?
Istri: Janle bolo
Shami: Je nijer potir potoner karon hoye daray takei to potni bole...
Basar Chabi Kothay Rekhe Gecho
TV r ek channel a gotanu gotik live program cholche-
Uposthapika: Hlw apni kotha theke call korechen?
Caller: Dhaka theke
Uposthapika: Dhakar kotha theke?
Caller: Lalmatiya
Uposthapika: Wow, amio to lalmatiya thaki, lalmatiyar kothay thaken apni?
Caller: Amin uddin aparment a
Uposthapika: Ki aschorjo amio to oi aparment a thaki, apnar flat number koto?
Caller: Are ujbuk, ami tomar shami basar chabi kothay rekhe gecho?
Tomar Hridoye Bas Kori
Phone a nantu tar istri ke bolche-
Nantu: Janpakhi tumi kothay?
Istri: Amito tomar hridoye bas kori.
Nantu: Valo to okhanei thako,
Kintu sekhane onno jara ache tader songe jhogra badhiyo na abar!
Istri: Ore harami, soytan er haddi, ajke tui bari ay tar por dekhaitachi...
Eto Chena Chena Lagche Keno
Shami: Aaj ami tomar kache kichui gopon rakhbo na, ki jante chao bolo?
Istri: Amio, Accha amader biyer age tomar ki kono meyer sathe somporko chilo?
Shami: Na, Tobe majhe majhe night clab a jetam ar ki!
Istri: Tai to boli tomake eto chena chena lagche keno...
